Wombie · Tagline Study

Which of these sounds like us?

Reply with numbers — "Love T3, cut T9, H2 over H5" is a perfect answer. Tap any line to see it in context. Some ship today; some have never left a notebook. Nothing here is final — pick by ear.

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Something real is happening tonight

We win when you close the app.

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Currently: home hero · manifesto · pitch deck

A · The spine · tap a line
B · Hero sets

Sixteen heroes, one voice.

The rotating home hero as a campaign wall — every set at poster scale, eyebrow then three lines with the middle two in italic.

H1

Every event in the universe, in one place

Find something worth going to today.

H2

Life happens off the feed

Your offline life should be better than your online life.

H3

Stop scrolling, start showing up

Close the app. Put down your phone and go be somewhere real.

H4

Your city is busier than your feed makes it look

There's more happening today than you think.

H5

An index of your whole city, not a feed

Thousands of events. No feed.

H6

No bubble. No "for you." No single promoter.

Thousands of events. No one deciding for you.

H7

We didn't build another feed

We wanted a reason to leave the house.

H8

Life happens off the feed

Your offline life should beat your online life.

H9

Two taps, three friends, one plan

Tap twice. Invite three. Close the app.

H10

Be where your life is happening

At 8pm you're somewhere new. The phone's in your pocket.

H11

Opt out of the for-you tab

Jailbreak the algorithm and go outside.

H12

There's a door in the feed

Escape the algorithm. Go be a person.

H13

The app that wins when you leave

We win when you close the app.

H14

Our incentives run the other way

We win when you put your phone down.

H15

The loneliness paradox

Most connected. Most alone. Let's fix that.

H16

Lonesome no more

Your people are already out there.

C · What we stand for

The claims we make.

Don't tell the claim — show it. Each one rendered as the product moment it becomes. Lead with the life; what we're for comes before what we're against.

✓ Going ♡ 128 likes
P1Presence is the only currency

You can fake a like. You can't fake showing up.

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events attended
the only number we keep
P2The incentive inversion

We measure one thing — the events you actually went to.

Why you're seeing this
Near you · this weekend · matches events you saved
P3No one deciding for you

You can always see exactly why something is where it is. The algorithm's only job is getting you out of the house.

Close Extended Adjacent
P4Orbits, not followers

The people you found in the room — close, extended, adjacent — never an audience you perform to.

Fri · 8:00 PM Locked in
6 going · 2 maybe
P5Plans that actually happen

The place "we should hang out" finally turns into a night out.

Only people who were there
P6Photos locked to the room

What happened that night stays with the people who were there.

I'm in — count me easy to say yes · honest about showing up
P7Friction in the right place

Easy to say you're coming. Honest about whether you did.

3 friends going
P8FOMO, reclaimed

The Feeling Of Meeting Others.

D · What we're against

The enemies we name.

Calm indictment, not a screed. Named plainly, once — no statistics.

N1The ghost RSVP

A "yes" that costs nothing means nothing.

N2Performative attendance

Posting about the night instead of being there for it.

N3Engineered isolation

Your loneliness is a line item in someone's growth model.

N4The substitutes

A screen is not a room. A stream is not a night out.

N5The metaverse

A worse place to hang out than your own city.

N6Publish-and-pray

You shouldn't have to shout into a feed and hope people show.

N7The broken promise

"Connecting the world" left it lonelier than it found it.

N8The decline cascade

A little more online every year, and a little more alone.

How to answer

Reply with the numbers you love and the ones you'd cut — a few words on why is plenty. "Love T3, cut T9, H2 over H5" is a perfect answer. Nothing is decided.