Why Wombie

Social media connected everyone. It didn't connect anyone.

Wombie is built on a simple belief: the best moments happen in person. Not on feeds. Not in DMs. In the room, with people you know.
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The Disconnect

800 followers, no one to call.

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The Scroll

You open Instagram. 200 stories. None of them are inviting you anywhere tonight.

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The Ghost Group Chat

"Anyone want to do something this weekend?" Last message: 3 weeks ago. Seen by 12.

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The Performance

You post about the concert you went to. 47 likes. You went alone.

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The Blank Calendar

Friday evening. Nothing planned. Not because you don't want to go out — because organizing is exhausting.

Why It Happened

This wasn't an accident. It was the business model.

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The Facsimile

Tech gave you something lifelike enough that you stopped seeking the real thing. Discord instead of friends. Reels instead of experience. Swiping instead of romance.
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The Rage Economy

Conflict drives 6× more engagement than joy. Platforms optimised for the thing that kept you scrolling. Rage was more profitable than belonging.
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The Adversary's Scale

The deepest-pocketed entities in human history have one mission. It runs directly counter to your having a real life.
Our Principles

What we will never build.

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Push notification spam

We won't nag you to "check out what your friends are doing". You'll look when you want to.
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Follower counts

No public metrics. No popularity contests. Your worth isn't a number.
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Algorithmic feeds

No engagement-optimized timeline. You see what your friends share, chronologically.
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Viral sharing mechanics

No "share to 5 friends to unlock". Growth through genuine word-of-mouth only.
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Sponsored events in your feed

Your social circle is not ad inventory. Period.
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Read receipts on events

No one needs to know you saw the invite and didn't respond yet. Take your time.

We measure success differently.

Not daily active users. Not time spent in app. Not content created. One metric only: did you actually go somewhere, with someone?
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No algorithmic timeline, ever. You see what your friends share.

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events attended per user per month. The only number we track.

Privacy first

Every event starts private. You choose who sees it.

How It Works

Three steps. That's it.

Discover what's happening near you.

Browse curated local events — concerts, film nights, pub quizzes, gallery openings — updated daily. No sponsored posts. No noise. Just real things worth going to.

This week · Warsaw

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Blue Note Sessions

Fri 7 Mar · Praga Koneser · 8pm

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Tuesday Film Night

Tue 11 Mar · Kinoteka · 7:30pm

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Rynek Gallery Opening

Sat 15 Mar · Stare Miasto · 6pm

Invite your people. Keep it to your circles.

Every event starts private. Share with close friends, extended circle, or open it up. You decide. No accidental public posts. No FOMO-inducing stories.

Who can see this event?

Close friends

Your inner circle only

Extended circle

Friends of friends

Community

Anyone in your city

Show up. That's the whole thing.

No algorithms. No performance metrics. Close the app, open the door. We measure success by events attended per month — not time spent scrolling.
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You're going!

Tuesday Film Night

7:30pm · Kinoteka, Warsaw

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“I used to scroll for an hour looking for something to do. Now I check Wombie and I'm out the door in ten minutes. I've been to more things in the last month than I had in the whole year before.”

Sarah K.

Software developer, Warsaw

You never have to be alone on a Friday night again.

Wombie isn't another social network. It's the tool that gets you off the couch and into the same room as the people you care about.
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